| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Father Todd Unctious | 10 | +0.40 (4.00%) | |
| D | Father Paul Stone | 9 | +2.70 (30.00%) | |
| D | Eoin McLove | 9 | +2.60 (28.89%) | |
| D | Father Adramelech | 7 | +1.20 (17.14%) | |
| D | Father Baal | 6 | +3.40 (56.67%) | |
| M | Luther Coppard | 9 | -2.20 (-24.44%) | |
| M | Father Jack Hackett | 7 | +2.40 (34.29%) | |
| M | Bishop Len Brennan | 7 | -0.20 (-2.86%) | |
| M | Father Azazel | 6 | +1.50 (25.00%) |  |
| M | Father Bran Maguire | 3 | +0.70 (23.33%) | |
| S | Father Lucifer | 7 | +0.60 (8.57%) |  |
| R | Father Noel Furlong | 6 | +0.60 (10.00%) | |
| R | Father Jim Johnson | 5 | +0.50 (10.00%) | |
| R | Father Roger Moore | 4 | +0.20 (5.00%) | |
| 6.79 | +14.40 (15.16%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +2.30 (32.86%) | 7 | Fluffy Muffdiver | K | |
| +0.10 (1.25%) | 8 | Denny Dildo | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Billy Bullshit | D | |
| -1.20 (-17.14%) | 7 | Leigh Maddock | D | |
|
-2.30 (-32.86%) | 7 | Gaylord Focker | D |
|
-0.90 (-11.25%) | 8 | Willie Ellison | M |
| -0.20 (-2.86%) | 7 | Johnny Potsmoker | M | |
| -0.50 (-7.14%) | 7 | Virgin Hardcock | M | |
| +0.70 (11.67%) | 6 | Dilbert Dickgraber | M | |
| +0.60 (10.00%) | 6 | Abraham Arsehole | M | |
| +0.50 (7.14%) | 7 | Samuel Slutfucker | S | |
|
+0.30 (4.29%) | 7 | Spike Sperminator | R |
| -0.10 (-1.43%) | 7 | Benny Beavers | R | |
| -0.60 (-10.00%) | 6 | Freddie Fuckface | R | |
| -1.30 (-1.34%) | 6.93 |