| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Keisuke Mukoda | 6 | -2.50 (-41.67%) | |
| D | Danny Shittu | 6 | -2.40 (-40.00%) | |
| D | Rod Fanni | 5 | -1.10 (-22.00%) | |
| D | Rafael Scheidt | 5 | -1.70 (-34.00%) | |
| D | Chiqui Arce | 4 | -0.80 (-20.00%) | |
| D | Deniz Celik | 4 | -2.10 (-52.50%) | |
| M | Stefan Kuntz | 5 | -1.20 (-24.00%) | |
| M | Mateo Quino | 4 | -0.90 (-22.50%) | |
| M | Brian Pinas | 4 | -1.30 (-32.50%) | |
| S | Teddy Noel | 13 | -7.50 (-57.69%) | |
| S | Hugo Efraimsen | 7 | -0.60 (-8.57%) | |
| R | Tó Madeira | 5 | -0.30 (-6.00%) | |
| R | Wayne Wanklyn | 4 | +0.30 (7.50%) | |
| R | Ned Weller | 3 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 5.36 | -22.10 (-29.47%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.20 (17.14%) | 7 | Fluffy Muffdiver | K | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Denny Dildo | D | |
| +3.20 (45.71%) | 7 | Gaylord Focker | D | |
| +1.30 (18.57%) | 7 | Benny Beavers | D | |
| +1.10 (15.71%) | 7 | Leigh Maddock | D | |
 |
+2.10 (30.00%) | 7 | Johnny Potsmoker | M |
 |
0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Jeffery Myer | M |
| -0.20 (-2.86%) | 7 | Virgin Hardcock | M | |
|
+1.70 (28.33%) | 6 | Dilbert Dickgraber | M |
| +0.40 (6.67%) | 6 | Freddie Fuckface | M | |
|
+0.30 (4.29%) | 7 | Spike Sperminator | S |
| +0.40 (5.71%) | 7 | Billy Bullshit | R | |
| -0.30 (-4.29%) | 7 | Samuel Slutfucker | R | |
| +12.20 (13.56%) | 6.92 |