| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Fluffy Muffdiver | 7 | +4.30 (61.43%) | |
| D | Denny Dildo | 8 | +2.90 (36.25%) | |
| D | Billy Bullshit | 7 | +2.30 (32.86%) | |
| D | Gaylord Focker | 7 | +1.80 (25.71%) | |
| D | Leigh Maddock | 7 | +1.30 (18.57%) | |
| M | Willie Ellison | 8 | +1.10 (13.75%) |  |
| M | Virgin Hardcock | 7 | +2.40 (34.29%) |  |
| M | Johnny Potsmoker | 7 | -0.10 (-1.43%) | |
| M | Abraham Arsehole | 6 | +2.40 (40.00%) | |
| M | Freddie Fuckface | 6 | +2.10 (35.00%) | |
| S | Spike Sperminator | 7 | +1.30 (18.57%) | |
| R | Samuel Slutfucker | 7 | +1.60 (22.86%) | |
| R | Benny Beavers | 7 | +0.40 (5.71%) | |
| R | Dilbert Dickgraber | 6 | +2.10 (35.00%) | |
| 6.93 | +25.90 (26.70%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.90 (-48.33%) | 6 | Keisuke Mukoda | K | |
| -2.10 (-35.00%) | 6 | Danny Shittu | D | |
| -1.10 (-22.00%) | 5 | Rod Fanni | D | |
| -1.60 (-32.00%) | 5 | Rafael Scheidt | D | |
| -1.10 (-27.50%) | 4 | Chiqui Arce | D | |
| -2.90 (-22.31%) | 13 | Marlon Granberg | M | |
| -0.30 (-6.00%) | 5 | Stefan Kuntz | M | |
| +0.40 (10.00%) | 4 | Wayne Wanklyn | M | |
| -4.20 (-32.31%) | 13 | Teddy Noel | S | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Hugo Efraimsen | S | |
| -0.50 (-10.00%) | 5 | Roque Jimenez | S | |
| -0.10 (-2.00%) | 5 | Tó Madeira | R | |
| -0.60 (-15.00%) | 4 | Brian Pinas | R | |
| -0.20 (-6.67%) | 3 | Ned Weller | R | |
| -18.20 (-21.41%) | 6.07 |