| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Fluffy Muffdiver | 7 | +1.60 (22.86%) | |
| D | Gaylord Focker | 7 | +3.90 (55.71%) | |
| D | Benny Beavers | 7 | +2.60 (37.14%) |  |
| D | Leigh Maddock | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| M | Willie Ellison | 8 | +2.20 (27.50%) | |
| M | Johnny Potsmoker | 7 | +3.60 (51.43%) |  |
| M | Virgin Hardcock | 7 | +2.20 (31.43%) | |
| M | Jeffery Myer | 7 | +1.50 (21.43%) | |
| M | Freddie Fuckface | 6 | +1.30 (21.67%) | |
| S | Spike Sperminator | 7 | +2.90 (41.43%) | |
| S | Samuel Slutfucker | 7 | +1.30 (18.57%) | |
| R | Denny Dildo | 8 | +0.30 (3.75%) | |
| R | Billy Bullshit | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Dilbert Dickgraber | 6 | +0.90 (15.00%) | |
| 7.00 | +26.30 (26.84%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.30 (-32.86%) | 7 | Ronald Gerhardsson | K | |
| -3.70 (-52.86%) | 7 | Augustine Tchameni | D | |
| -2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Juan Ignacio Valcarce | D | |
| -2.10 (-35.00%) | 6 | Per-Erik Myrestedt | D | |
| -1.20 (-30.00%) | 4 | Lennox Kinnear | D | |
| -1.80 (-30.00%) | 6 | Miki Hyodo | M | |
| -2.10 (-35.00%) | 6 | Knut Stenström | M | |
| -1.60 (-32.00%) | 5 | Earl-Lee N Leight | M | |
| -1.10 (-27.50%) | 4 | Emil Hjelm | M | |
| -1.10 (-22.00%) | 5 | Shaun Duckworth | S | |
| -1.10 (-27.50%) | 4 | Niclas Nordelius | S | |
| -0.60 (-10.00%) | 6 | Omar Recoba | R | |
| -0.50 (-10.00%) | 5 | Claudio di Stefano | R | |
| -1.10 (-22.00%) | 5 | Lázaro Altamirano | R | |
| -22.30 (-29.34%) | 5.43 |