| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Jealous Jeff | 9 | +2.30 (25.56%) | |
| D | Gayboy Chrille | 10 | +4.90 (49.00%) | |
| D | Lady Eve | 10 | +4.60 (46.00%) | |
| D | Toni von Fersen | 8 | +4.50 (56.25%) | |
| D | Lady Seven | 7 | +4.90 (70.00%) | |
| M | Torleif Efraimsson | 8 | +1.20 (15.00%) | |
| M | Romeu Bilardo | 8 | +1.10 (13.75%) |  |
| M | Lambert Gooding | 7 | +4.30 (61.43%) | |
| M | Grr Ass Bandits | 7 | +2.30 (32.86%) |  |
| M | Pierre Lindblad | 5 | +2.90 (58.00%) | |
| S | Hilmar Gretarson | 6 | -1.70 (-28.33%) | |
| 7.73 | +31.30 (36.82%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.90 (-27.14%) | 7 | Fluffy Muffdiver | K | |
|
+0.30 (3.75%) | 8 | Denny Dildo | D |
| +0.10 (1.43%) | 7 | Gaylord Focker | D | |
| +0.10 (1.43%) | 7 | Billy Bullshit | D | |
| -0.30 (-4.29%) | 7 | Leigh Maddock | D | |
| +0.70 (8.75%) | 8 | Willie Ellison | M | |
| +1.90 (27.14%) | 7 | Johnny Potsmoker | M | |
| +0.90 (12.86%) | 7 | Virgin Hardcock | M | |
| -0.40 (-5.71%) | 7 | Jeffery Myer | M | |
| +0.60 (10.00%) | 6 | Freddie Fuckface | M | |
| +1.60 (22.86%) | 7 | Spike Sperminator | S | |
| +0.50 (7.14%) | 7 | Benny Beavers | R | |
| -0.20 (-2.86%) | 7 | Samuel Slutfucker | R | |
| +0.70 (11.67%) | 6 | Dilbert Dickgraber | R | |
| +4.60 (4.69%) | 7.00 |