| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Simão Salgado | 5 | -2.80 (-56.00%) | |
| D | Alessandro Costacurta | 6 | -2.40 (-40.00%) | |
| D | Karl Willetts | 5 | -1.70 (-34.00%) | |
| D | Jere Ylönen | 4 | -2.10 (-52.50%) | |
| M | Demetrio Albertini | 5 | -1.30 (-26.00%) | |
| M | Steven Burbage | 5 | -1.40 (-28.00%) | |
| M | Toni Alkorta | 5 | -1.90 (-38.00%) | |
| M | Alasdair Laidlaw | 4 | -1.40 (-35.00%) | |
| S | Emesto Marcolini | 6 | -3.90 (-65.00%) | |
| S | Geoffrey Zipper | 5 | -1.90 (-38.00%) | |
| 5.00 | -20.80 (-41.60%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.40 (20.00%) | 7 | Fluffy Muffdiver | K | |
| +2.10 (26.25%) | 8 | Denny Dildo | D | |
| +1.10 (15.71%) | 7 | Benny Beavers | D | |
 |
+0.50 (7.14%) | 7 | Leigh Maddock | D |
| -0.70 (-8.75%) | 8 | Willie Ellison | M | |
 |
+0.80 (11.43%) | 7 | Johnny Potsmoker | M |
| -2.40 (-34.29%) | 7 | Virgin Hardcock | M | |
|
+2.00 (33.33%) | 6 | Abraham Arsehole | M |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Dilbert Dickgraber | M | |
|
+0.60 (8.57%) | 7 | Samuel Slutfucker | S |
|
-0.90 (-12.86%) | 7 | Vukasin Radojicic | S |
| +0.30 (4.29%) | 7 | Billy Bullshit | R | |
|
+0.20 (2.86%) | 7 | Spike Sperminator | R |
|
+0.20 (3.33%) | 6 | Freddie Fuckface | R |
| +6.20 (6.39%) | 6.93 |