| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Ronald Gerhardsson | 7 | -1.60 (-22.86%) | |
| D | Juan Ignacio Valcarce | 6 | -1.40 (-23.33%) | |
| D | Per-Erik Myrestedt | 6 | -2.20 (-36.67%) | |
| D | Ainsley McGreat | 5 | +1.10 (22.00%) | |
| D | Lennox Kinnear | 4 | -0.90 (-22.50%) | |
| M | Lázaro Altamirano | 5 | -1.10 (-22.00%) | |
| M | Marco van Heijswijk | 5 | -1.40 (-28.00%) | |
| M | Earl-Lee N Leight | 5 | -2.00 (-40.00%) | |
| M | Emil Hjelm | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| S | Shaun Duckworth | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| S | Cal Carr | 4 | -0.90 (-22.50%) | |
| R | Miki Hyodo | 6 | +0.30 (5.00%) | |
| R | Claudio di Stefano | 5 | -0.70 (-14.00%) | |
| R | Niclas Nordelius | 4 | +0.20 (5.00%) | |
| 5.07 | -12.60 (-17.75%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.60 (22.86%) | 7 | Fluffy Muffdiver | K | |
| +1.50 (18.75%) | 8 | Denny Dildo | D | |
| +0.70 (10.00%) | 7 | Benny Beavers | D | |
| +0.10 (1.43%) | 7 | Leigh Maddock | D | |
| +0.20 (2.50%) | 8 | Willie Ellison | M | |
 |
+2.90 (41.43%) | 7 | Johnny Potsmoker | M |
 |
+2.00 (28.57%) | 7 | Virgin Hardcock | M |
| +2.80 (46.67%) | 6 | Freddie Fuckface | M | |
|
+1.80 (30.00%) | 6 | Abraham Arsehole | M |
|
+0.40 (5.71%) | 7 | Samuel Slutfucker | S |
| -0.80 (-11.43%) | 7 | Vukasin Radojicic | S | |
| +0.90 (12.86%) | 7 | Billy Bullshit | R | |
| +0.30 (4.29%) | 7 | Spike Sperminator | R | |
|
+1.60 (26.67%) | 6 | Dilbert Dickgraber | R |
| +16.00 (16.49%) | 6.93 |