| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Richard Dawkins | 9 | -0.70 (-7.78%) | |
| D | Friedrich Nietzsche | 14 | +1.90 (13.57%) | |
| D | Dan Barker | 12 | +0.70 (5.83%) | |
| D | Christopher Hitchens | 8 | +0.40 (5.00%) | |
| M | Stephen Hawking | 15 | +1.60 (10.67%) |   |
| M | Timo Schultz | 14 | +0.30 (2.14%) | |
| M | Bertrand Russell | 14 | +0.20 (1.43%) | |
| M | Paul Abbott | 6 | -0.10 (-1.67%) | |
| M | Carl Sagan | 5 | +1.10 (22.00%) | |
| S | René Schnitzler | 14 | +0.30 (2.14%) | |
| S | Douglas Adams | 10 | +0.70 (7.00%) | |
| R | Richard Carrier | 10 | +0.50 (5.00%) | |
| R | Daijiro Akamine | 9 | -0.50 (-5.56%) | |
| R | Sam Harris | 8 | -1.20 (-15.00%) | |
| 10.57 | +5.20 (3.51%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Dino Zoff | K | |
| -2.90 (-29.00%) | 10 | Feliciano Eleder | D | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Matthias Sammer | D | |
| -2.00 (-50.00%) | 4 | Roberto Carlos | D | |
|
-2.10 (-52.50%) | 4 | Karl Heinze Rummenigge | D |
| -2.90 (-36.25%) | 8 | Malcolm Enkvist | M | |
| -1.60 (-40.00%) | 4 | Carlos Dunga | M | |
| -1.50 (-50.00%) | 3 | Didier Deschamps | M | |
| -2.50 (-50.00%) | 5 | Jean Pierre Papin | S | |
| -1.70 (-42.50%) | 4 | Roberto Baggio | S | |
| -1.80 (-45.00%) | 4 | Gabriel Batistuta | S | |
| -0.50 (-12.50%) | 4 | Jez Duckett | R | |
| -0.70 (-17.50%) | 4 | Paolo Maldini | R | |
| -23.20 (-36.25%) | 4.92 |