| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Richard Dawkins | 9 | -3.20 (-35.56%) | |
| D | Friedrich Nietzsche | 14 | -0.10 (-0.71%) | |
| D | Christopher Hitchens | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Dick Rodger | 8 | -0.60 (-7.50%) |  |
| M | Stephen Hawking | 15 | -4.10 (-27.33%) | |
| M | Timo Schultz | 14 | +0.70 (5.00%) |  |
| M | Bertrand Russell | 14 | -0.40 (-2.86%) | |
| M | Paul Abbott | 6 | -0.80 (-13.33%) | |
| M | Brian Cox | 4 | -0.40 (-10.00%) | |
| S | Douglas Adams | 10 | +1.80 (18.00%) | |
| S | Daijiro Akamine | 9 | +0.80 (8.89%) | |
| 10.09 | -6.30 (-5.68%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -4.60 (-51.11%) | 9 | Kurt Libuda | K | |
|
-1.80 (-20.00%) | 9 | Jay McManaman | D |
| -1.90 (-31.67%) | 6 | Cuthbert Goodison | D | |
| -2.10 (-35.00%) | 6 | Lee Porter | D | |
| -3.80 (-47.50%) | 8 | Kevin Sheedy | M | |
| -2.70 (-38.57%) | 7 | Jens Kienle | M | |
| -3.50 (-50.00%) | 7 | Hugh G Rection | M | |
| -3.70 (-52.86%) | 7 | Justin Cider | M | |
| -2.70 (-54.00%) | 5 | Ralph Sønck | M | |
|
+2.20 (31.43%) | 7 | Kelsey Alvington | S |
| +0.20 (2.86%) | 7 | Theodore Cruz | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Calin Ursachi | R | |
| -0.90 (-15.00%) | 6 | Norman Jarvis | R | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Christopher Udsen | R | |
| -26.30 (-27.40%) | 6.86 |