| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Neville Southall | 12 | +1.80 (15.00%) | |
| D | Victor Prager | 13 | +1.20 (9.23%) |  |
| D | Joan Capdevilla | 13 | +0.60 (4.62%) | |
| D | David Unsworth | 11 | +2.00 (18.18%) | |
| M | Landon Donovan | 12 | +2.60 (21.67%) | |
| M | Bradley Billingham | 12 | +1.20 (10.00%) |  |
| M | Peter Beardsley | 12 | +0.60 (5.00%) | |
| M | Jack Rodwell | 12 | -0.30 (-2.50%) | |
| M | Peter Reid | 11 | +2.90 (26.36%) | |
| S | Jermaine Beckford | 11 | +0.70 (6.36%) | |
| S | Gary Lineker | 8 | +0.10 (1.25%) | |
| R | Derek Dick | 11 | +0.60 (5.45%) | |
| R | Marouane Fellaini | 11 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Leighton Baines | 7 | +0.30 (4.29%) | |
| 11.14 | +14.30 (9.17%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.80 (-25.71%) | 7 | Tommy Cooper | K | |
| -1.30 (-16.25%) | 8 | Joyce Grenfell | D | |
| -1.80 (-22.50%) | 8 | Max Miller | D | |
| -1.80 (-30.00%) | 6 | Peter Cook | D | |
| -1.50 (-50.00%) | 3 | Benny Hill | D | |
| +1.40 (17.50%) | 8 | Ken Dodd | M | |
| -1.30 (-16.25%) | 8 | Eric Sykes | M | |
| -0.70 (-10.00%) | 7 | Norman Wisdom | M | |
| -1.50 (-25.00%) | 6 | Bernard Manning | M | |
| -1.50 (-30.00%) | 5 | Dick Emery | M | |
| -1.20 (-17.14%) | 7 | Ronnie Corbett | S | |
| +0.20 (2.22%) | 9 | Tony Hancock | R | |
| -0.20 (-4.00%) | 5 | Frankie Boyle | R | |
| -0.70 (-14.00%) | 5 | Marcio Quintal | R | |
| -13.70 (-14.89%) | 6.57 |