| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Fluffy Muffdiver | 8 | -1.10 (-13.75%) | |
| D | Denny Dildo | 9 | +0.40 (4.44%) | |
| D | Dick Stillhard | 9 | -0.30 (-3.33%) | |
| D | Benny Beavers | 8 | +1.50 (18.75%) | |
| D | Gaylord Focker | 8 | +0.60 (7.50%) | |
| M | Titty McNipple | 9 | -1.50 (-16.67%) | |
| M | Johnny Potsmoker | 8 | +1.80 (22.50%) | |
| M | Dilbert Dickgraber | 8 | +1.60 (20.00%) | |
| M | Virgin Hardcock | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) |  |
| M | Abraham Arsehole | 8 | +0.40 (5.00%) | |
| S | Samuel Slutfucker | 7 | -0.80 (-11.43%) | |
| R | Billy Bullshit | 8 | -0.40 (-5.00%) | |
| R | Spike Sperminator | 8 | -0.80 (-10.00%) |  |
| 8.15 | +2.40 (2.26%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +0.90 (8.18%) | 11 | Fernando de Valdés | K | |
| +0.60 (6.00%) | 10 | Arnaut Catalan | D | |
| +0.30 (3.00%) | 10 | Francisco Xavier de Mier | D | |
| -0.40 (-5.00%) | 8 | Diego Deza | D | |
| +0.20 (3.33%) | 6 | Pedro D Arbués | D | |
|
-0.40 (-3.64%) | 11 | Heinrich Institoris | M |
| -1.10 (-11.00%) | 10 | Nicholas Eymerich | M | |
|
-0.40 (-4.44%) | 9 | Ximénes de Cisneros | M |
| -0.30 (-4.29%) | 7 | Bernard Gui | M | |
| -2.20 (-20.00%) | 11 | Konrad von Marburg | S | |
| +0.40 (4.00%) | 10 | Tomás de Torquemada | S | |
| +0.20 (3.33%) | 6 | Gaspar Juglar | R | |
| -0.60 (-15.00%) | 4 | Muoi Supachai | R | |
| -2.80 (-2.48%) | 8.69 |