| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Gordon Banks | 14 | +2.00 (14.29%) | |
| D | Tony Adams | 14 | +2.90 (20.71%) | |
| D | Rio Ferdinand | 13 | +0.80 (6.15%) | |
| D | Road Runner | 11 | +5.00 (45.45%) | |
| M | Bryan Robson | 14 | +2.10 (15.00%) |  |
| M | David Platt | 13 | +3.30 (25.38%) | |
| M | Pepé Le Pew | 13 | +2.30 (17.69%) |  |
| M | Martin Peters | 10 | +1.70 (17.00%) | |
| M | Paul Merson | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| S | Geoff Hurst | 13 | +0.70 (5.38%) | |
| S | Aaron Ramsey | 4 | -0.30 (-7.50%) | |
| 11.64 | +22.50 (17.58%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +0.40 (5.00%) | 8 | Max Miller | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Joyce Grenfell | D | |
| -0.10 (-1.25%) | 8 | Les Dawson | D | |
| -0.30 (-5.00%) | 6 | Peter Cook | D | |
| +0.50 (5.56%) | 9 | Tony Hancock | M | |
| +0.20 (2.50%) | 8 | Eric Sykes | M | |
| -0.70 (-8.75%) | 8 | Ken Dodd | M | |
| -0.20 (-3.33%) | 6 | Bernard Manning | M | |
| -0.30 (-4.29%) | 7 | Ronnie Corbett | S | |
| +0.80 (11.43%) | 7 | Kenny Everett | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Dick Emery | R | |
| -0.30 (-6.00%) | 5 | Marcio Quintal | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7.08 |