| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Guillermo Ochoa | 6 | +0.30 (5.00%) | |
| D | Orvar Markstedt | 12 | +1.30 (10.83%) | |
| D | Jonny Evans | 11 | -0.20 (-1.82%) | |
| D | Davide Santon | 10 | -0.90 (-9.00%) | |
| M | Mario Balotelli | 11 | +0.30 (2.73%) | |
| M | Nigel de Jong | 10 | -0.70 (-7.00%) | |
| M | Alexis Sanchez | 9 | +1.10 (12.22%) |  |
| M | Nuri Sahin | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Alexandre Pato | 14 | +0.90 (6.43%) |  |
| S | Javier Hernandez | 11 | -1.10 (-10.00%) | |
| S | Alessandro Matri | 7 | +1.70 (24.29%) | |
| 9.64 | +2.70 (2.55%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.10 (-30.00%) | 7 | Tommy Cooper | K | |
| +1.40 (17.50%) | 8 | Les Dawson | D | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Max Miller | D | |
| +0.90 (11.25%) | 8 | Joyce Grenfell | D | |
| +1.90 (27.14%) | 7 | Kenny Everett | D | |
| -1.30 (-14.44%) | 9 | Tony Hancock | M | |
| +0.90 (11.25%) | 8 | Eric Sykes | M | |
| -1.40 (-17.50%) | 8 | Ken Dodd | M | |
| +0.90 (12.86%) | 7 | Norman Wisdom | M | |
| +0.60 (8.57%) | 7 | Ronnie Barker | S | |
| -0.20 (-2.86%) | 7 | Ronnie Corbett | S | |
| +0.10 (2.00%) | 5 | Frankie Boyle | R | |
| -0.10 (-2.00%) | 5 | Dick Emery | R | |
| -0.70 (-14.00%) | 5 | Marcio Quintal | R | |
| +1.90 (1.92%) | 7.07 |