| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Richard Dawkins | 9 | +0.90 (10.00%) | |
| D | Friedrich Nietzsche | 14 | +2.80 (20.00%) | |
| D | Dan Barker | 12 | +3.60 (30.00%) |  |
| D | Ducu Pãtrunjel | 11 | +3.10 (28.18%) | |
| M | Stephen Hawking | 15 | -2.40 (-16.00%) | |
| M | Timo Schultz | 14 | +1.90 (13.57%) | |
| M | Bertrand Russell | 14 | +1.80 (12.86%) | |
| M | Richard Carrier | 10 | +3.40 (34.00%) | |
| M | Sam Harris | 8 | +1.80 (22.50%) | |
| S | René Schnitzler | 14 | +4.00 (28.57%) |  |
| S | Daijiro Akamine | 9 | +4.00 (44.44%) | |
| R | Brian Cox | 4 | +0.50 (12.50%) | |
| R | Bill May | 3 | +0.10 (3.33%) | |
| 10.54 | +25.50 (18.61%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -0.20 (-1.43%) | 14 | Gordon Banks | K | |
| +4.70 (33.57%) | 14 | Tony Adams | D | |
|
+2.60 (20.00%) | 13 | Rio Ferdinand | D |
| +5.00 (45.45%) | 11 | Road Runner | D | |
| +1.30 (21.67%) | 6 | Juliano Fernandes | D | |
| +0.90 (15.00%) | 6 | Jan-Åke Hanwik | D | |
| +2.00 (15.38%) | 13 | David Platt | M | |
| -1.80 (-13.85%) | 13 | Pepé Le Pew | M | |
| +1.80 (18.00%) | 10 | Martin Peters | M | |
| +1.60 (17.78%) | 9 | Paul Merson | M | |
|
+2.30 (17.69%) | 13 | Wayne Rooney | S |
| +20.20 (16.56%) | 11.09 |