| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Patrik Borger | 12 | -0.60 (-5.00%) | |
| D | Friedrich Nietzsche | 14 | +4.20 (30.00%) | |
| D | Dan Barker | 12 | +2.40 (20.00%) |  |
| D | Dick Rodger | 8 | +0.60 (7.50%) | |
| D | Bill May | 3 | +1.70 (56.67%) | |
| M | Stephen Hawking | 15 | -2.20 (-14.67%) | |
| M | Timo Schultz | 14 | +1.60 (11.43%) | |
| M | Bertrand Russell | 14 | +1.10 (7.86%) | |
| M | Richard Carrier | 10 | +3.10 (31.00%) | |
| M | Sam Harris | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Douglas Adams | 10 | +3.40 (34.00%) | |
| R | Christopher Hitchens | 8 | +1.20 (15.00%) | |
| R | Brian Cox | 4 | +1.40 (35.00%) | |
| 10.15 | +17.90 (13.56%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +0.70 (7.78%) | 9 | Cyril Killer | K | |
| +4.00 (28.57%) | 14 | Max Impact | D | |
| +5.10 (39.23%) | 13 | Travis Album | D | |
| +4.50 (37.50%) | 12 | Billy Goat | D | |
| +2.20 (24.44%) | 9 | Jonny Rapper | D | |
| -2.80 (-20.00%) | 14 | Pete Bogg | M | |
| +2.00 (16.67%) | 12 | Russell Leaves | M | |
| +2.40 (24.00%) | 10 | Guy Rope | M | |
| +1.90 (21.11%) | 9 | Clinton Administration | M | |
| +0.30 (7.50%) | 4 | Roland Keyboards | M | |
| +3.10 (28.18%) | 11 | Grant Wishes | S | |
| -0.50 (-5.56%) | 9 | Terry Towling | R | |
| +22.90 (18.17%) | 10.50 |