| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Gordon Banks | 14 | +3.50 (25.00%) | |
| D | Tony Adams | 14 | +4.90 (35.00%) | |
| D | Rio Ferdinand | 13 | +2.60 (20.00%) | |
| D | Road Runner | 11 | +4.50 (40.91%) | |
| M | Bryan Robson | 14 | +2.00 (14.29%) | |
| M | Pepé Le Pew | 13 | +4.20 (32.31%) | |
| M | David Platt | 13 | +3.80 (29.23%) | |
| M | Martin Peters | 10 | +3.10 (31.00%) |  |
| S | Geoff Hurst | 13 | +2.10 (16.15%) | |
| S | Wayne Rooney | 13 | +1.10 (8.46%) | |
| S | Foghorn Leghorn | 12 | +1.10 (9.17%) |  |
| 12.73 | +32.90 (23.50%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.40 (15.56%) | 9 | Cyril Killer | K | |
| +1.60 (11.43%) | 14 | Max Impact | D | |
| +3.50 (26.92%) | 13 | Travis Album | D | |
| +4.40 (36.67%) | 12 | Billy Goat | D | |
| +0.10 (1.11%) | 9 | Jonny Rapper | D | |
| +0.10 (2.50%) | 4 | Wayne Cote | D | |
| +2.00 (16.67%) | 12 | Russell Leaves | M | |
| +2.10 (21.00%) | 10 | Guy Rope | M | |
| +0.30 (3.33%) | 9 | Clinton Administration | M | |
| +1.70 (15.45%) | 11 | Grant Wishes | S | |
| +0.60 (6.67%) | 9 | Terry Towling | S | |
| +17.80 (15.89%) | 10.18 |