| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Kurt Libuda | 9 | -2.50 (-27.78%) | |
| D | Jay McManaman | 10 | -1.70 (-17.00%) | |
| D | Norman Jarvis | 7 | -1.30 (-18.57%) | |
| D | Cuthbert Goodison | 7 | -2.00 (-28.57%) | |
| D | Christopher Udsen | 6 | -1.20 (-20.00%) | |
| M | Kevin Sheedy | 9 | -2.60 (-28.89%) | |
| M | Jens Kienle | 8 | -1.40 (-17.50%) | |
| M | Hugh G Rection | 8 | -1.40 (-17.50%) | |
| S | Theodore Cruz | 8 | -1.90 (-23.75%) | |
| S | Kelsey Alvington | 8 | -3.60 (-45.00%) | |
| R | Lee Porter | 7 | -0.90 (-12.86%) | |
| 7.91 | -20.50 (-23.56%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +0.40 (4.00%) | 10 | Fluffy Muffdiver | K | |
| +1.30 (13.00%) | 10 | Denny Dildo | D | |
| +1.10 (12.22%) | 9 | Gaylord Focker | D | |
| +0.80 (8.89%) | 9 | Benny Beavers | D | |
| +0.40 (4.44%) | 9 | Dick Stillhard | D | |
| -0.10 (-1.25%) | 8 | Billy Bullshit | D | |
 |
-1.30 (-14.44%) | 9 | Virgin Hardcock | M |
|
-1.50 (-16.67%) | 9 | Titty McNipple | M |
| -2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | Dilbert Dickgraber | M | |
| -0.90 (-10.00%) | 9 | Spike Sperminator | S | |
 |
+1.50 (18.75%) | 8 | Samuel Slutfucker | S |
| -0.30 (-0.31%) | 8.91 |