| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Dani Zakay | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| D | Kurt Kristel | 13 | -4.20 (-32.31%) | |
| D | Melker Nelson | 9 | -1.50 (-16.67%) | |
| D | Graham Lyall | 5 | -2.00 (-40.00%) | |
| D | Kevin Coyle | 4 | +0.60 (15.00%) | |
| D | Iustin Condurache | 4 | -0.20 (-5.00%) | |
| M | Jarred Turner | 9 | -1.10 (-12.22%) | |
| M | Riordan Gillian | 8 | -2.40 (-30.00%) | |
| M | Michael Thorsteinsson | 4 | +0.10 (2.50%) | |
| M | Hugh Morris | 4 | -0.40 (-10.00%) | |
| S | Steve Forde | 10 | +1.30 (13.00%) | |
| R | Jorge Carmona | 5 | +0.10 (2.00%) | |
| 6.58 | -10.70 (-13.54%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -0.70 (-8.75%) | 8 | Fluffy Muffdiver | K | |
| +2.20 (24.44%) | 9 | Denny Dildo | D | |
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+1.10 (12.22%) | 9 | Dick Stillhard | D |
| +1.70 (21.25%) | 8 | Gaylord Focker | D | |
| +0.60 (7.50%) | 8 | Benny Beavers | D | |
| -0.80 (-8.89%) | 9 | Titty McNipple | M | |
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+2.50 (31.25%) | 8 | Johnny Potsmoker | M |
|
+2.10 (26.25%) | 8 | Dilbert Dickgraber | M |
|
+1.40 (17.50%) | 8 | Abraham Arsehole | M |
| -1.20 (-15.00%) | 8 | Virgin Hardcock | M | |
| +0.90 (11.25%) | 8 | Spike Sperminator | S | |
| +0.20 (2.50%) | 8 | Billy Bullshit | R | |
| +0.80 (11.43%) | 7 | Samuel Slutfucker | R | |
| +10.80 (10.19%) | 8.15 |