| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Fluffy Muffdiver | 8 | +0.60 (7.50%) | |
| D | Dick Stillhard | 9 | +2.40 (26.67%) | |
| D | Gaylord Focker | 8 | +3.40 (42.50%) | |
| D | Benny Beavers | 8 | +3.40 (42.50%) | |
| D | Billy Bullshit | 8 | +2.40 (30.00%) | |
| M | Titty McNipple | 9 | -2.20 (-24.44%) |  |
| M | Johnny Potsmoker | 8 | +3.80 (47.50%) |  |
| M | Dilbert Dickgraber | 8 | +2.30 (28.75%) | |
| M | Virgin Hardcock | 8 | +1.40 (17.50%) | |
| M | Abraham Arsehole | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| S | Spike Sperminator | 8 | +1.90 (23.75%) | |
| R | Denny Dildo | 9 | -1.20 (-13.33%) | |
| R | Samuel Slutfucker | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| 8.15 | +20.20 (19.06%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +0.20 (2.86%) | 7 | Wayne Goss | K | |
| +2.50 (22.73%) | 11 | Gayboy Chrille | D | |
| +1.30 (13.00%) | 10 | Lady Eve | D | |
| +2.50 (31.25%) | 8 | Lady Seven | D | |
| +1.80 (22.50%) | 8 | Toni von Fersen | D | |
| +0.60 (7.50%) | 8 | Torleif Efraimsson | M | |
| -0.30 (-4.29%) | 7 | Romeu Bilardo | M | |
| +0.60 (10.00%) | 6 | Pierre Lindblad | M | |
| +1.90 (47.50%) | 4 | Evren Demir | M | |
| -4.90 (-49.00%) | 10 | Kirk Beckford | S | |
| -0.40 (-5.71%) | 7 | Hilmar Gretarson | S | |
| +5.80 (6.74%) | 7.82 |