| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Calvino Adorno | 12 | -5.80 (-48.33%) | |
| D | Rod Fanni | 6 | -0.40 (-6.67%) | |
| D | Chiqui Arce | 6 | -0.50 (-8.33%) | |
| D | Rafael Scheidt | 6 | -0.60 (-10.00%) | |
| M | John Quist | 10 | -3.30 (-33.00%) |  |
| M | Wayne Wanklyn | 6 | -1.40 (-23.33%) | |
| M | Mateo Quino | 6 | -2.90 (-48.33%) | |
| M | Brian Pinas | 5 | -0.90 (-18.00%) | |
| M | Ned Weller | 4 | -0.60 (-15.00%) | |
| S | Hugo Efraimsen | 8 | -2.70 (-33.75%) | |
| S | Tó Madeira | 6 | -1.50 (-25.00%) | |
| R | Stefan Kuntz | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| R | Dean Windass | 4 | -1.20 (-30.00%) | |
| 6.54 | -22.80 (-26.82%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.20 (-55.00%) | 4 | Ricky Gervais | K | |
| -1.30 (-16.25%) | 8 | Les Dawson | D | |
| -0.40 (-5.71%) | 7 | Kenny Everett | D | |
 |
0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Peter Cook | D |
| -0.80 (-26.67%) | 3 | Benny Hill | D | |
| +0.40 (4.44%) | 9 | Tony Hancock | M | |
| +1.40 (17.50%) | 8 | Ken Dodd | M | |
| -0.80 (-13.33%) | 6 | Bernard Manning | M | |
| -0.10 (-2.00%) | 5 | Dick Emery | M | |
|
+0.10 (2.00%) | 5 | Marcio Quintal | S |
| -0.40 (-10.00%) | 4 | Frank Carson | S | |
| -0.20 (-2.50%) | 8 | Eric Sykes | R | |
| -0.50 (-7.14%) | 7 | Ronnie Corbett | R | |
| -4.80 (-6.00%) | 6.15 |