| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Marlon Simpson | 7 | -1.20 (-17.14%) | |
| D | Bob Snowden | 9 | +0.80 (8.89%) | |
| D | Jamie Tanner | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Omar Vasquez | 6 | -0.60 (-10.00%) | |
| M | Hayden Smoltz | 8 | -2.00 (-25.00%) |  |
| M | Carl Pickett | 7 | +1.50 (21.43%) |  |
| M | Wade Conner | 6 | +0.40 (6.67%) | |
| M | Arthur Holt | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Billy Brandt | 3 | +0.40 (13.33%) | |
| S | Louis Mathis | 10 | -3.30 (-33.00%) | |
| S | William Lang | 6 | +0.30 (5.00%) | |
| R | Marshall Bowman | 8 | -0.20 (-2.50%) | |
| 6.83 | -3.90 (-4.76%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +0.60 (12.00%) | 5 | Frankie Boyle | K | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Max Miller | D | |
|
+0.80 (10.00%) | 8 | Joyce Grenfell | D |
| -0.80 (-10.00%) | 8 | Les Dawson | D | |
| +1.90 (27.14%) | 7 | Kenny Everett | D | |
| -1.00 (-33.33%) | 3 | Benny Hill | D | |
| +2.10 (23.33%) | 9 | Tony Hancock | M | |
|
+2.10 (26.25%) | 8 | Eric Sykes | M |
| -1.90 (-23.75%) | 8 | Ken Dodd | M | |
| +0.40 (8.00%) | 5 | Dick Emery | M | |
| +0.50 (7.14%) | 7 | Ronnie Corbett | S | |
| +0.30 (5.00%) | 6 | Peter Cook | R | |
| +0.10 (1.67%) | 6 | Bernard Manning | R | |
| -1.30 (-26.00%) | 5 | Marcio Quintal | R | |
| +4.80 (5.16%) | 6.64 |