| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Fluffy Muffdiver | 10 | +2.40 (24.00%) | |
| D | Sylvester Syphilis | 13 | +2.30 (17.69%) | |
| D | Denny Dildo | 10 | +2.20 (22.00%) | |
| D | Gaylord Focker | 9 | +1.10 (12.22%) | |
| D | Benny Beavers | 9 | +0.20 (2.22%) | |
| M | Johnny Potsmoker | 10 | -2.20 (-22.00%) |  |
| M | Virgin Hardcock | 9 | +0.80 (8.89%) | |
| M | Titty McNipple | 9 | -0.30 (-3.33%) |  |
| M | Dilbert Dickgraber | 8 | +2.70 (33.75%) | |
| S | Spike Sperminator | 9 | +1.70 (18.89%) | |
| S | Samuel Slutfucker | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| R | Dick Stillhard | 9 | +1.20 (13.33%) | |
| R | Billy Bullshit | 8 | +1.10 (13.75%) | |
| R | Abraham Arsehole | 8 | +0.20 (2.50%) | |
| 9.21 | +15.40 (11.94%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.60 (-26.00%) | 10 | Fintan Boru | K | |
| -2.70 (-27.00%) | 10 | Enok Glasberg | D | |
| -2.50 (-31.25%) | 8 | Olujimi Chukwunwike | D | |
| -2.60 (-32.50%) | 8 | Marcelo Garrido | D | |
| -1.10 (-27.50%) | 4 | Dirk Acombe | D | |
| -2.40 (-30.00%) | 8 | Teyo Montilla | M | |
| -2.20 (-31.43%) | 7 | Javier Casillo | M | |
| -3.10 (-44.29%) | 7 | Jin Hae Wang | M | |
| -2.80 (-46.67%) | 6 | Kijuro Idehara | M | |
| -2.60 (-52.00%) | 5 | Manny James | M | |
| -2.50 (-31.25%) | 8 | Muoi Pisit-Na | S | |
| -27.10 (-33.46%) | 7.36 |