| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Jesse Roy | 10 | +0.70 (7.00%) | |
| D | Tony Adams | 14 | +3.30 (23.57%) | |
| D | Rio Ferdinand | 13 | +2.90 (22.31%) | |
| D | Road Runner | 12 | +4.80 (40.00%) |  |
| D | Jan-Åke Hanwik | 7 | +1.50 (21.43%) | |
| M | Pepé Le Pew | 14 | +0.90 (6.43%) |  |
| M | David Platt | 14 | -2.40 (-17.14%) | |
| M | Paul Merson | 10 | +1.40 (14.00%) | |
| M | Philip Harrison | 6 | +0.80 (13.33%) | |
| M | Jerry Wynter | 4 | +1.60 (40.00%) | |
| S | Foghorn Leghorn | 12 | +0.20 (1.67%) | |
| R | Martin Peters | 11 | +1.30 (11.82%) | |
| R | Juliano Fernandes | 6 | +1.40 (23.33%) | |
| R | Aaron Ramsey | 5 | +1.20 (24.00%) | |
| 9.86 | +19.60 (14.20%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.10 (8.46%) | 13 | William Murderface | K | |
| -0.10 (-0.67%) | 15 | Bro Pickles | D | |
| +0.10 (0.83%) | 12 | Jasper Bould | D | |
| +0.70 (8.75%) | 8 | Jezdimir Medarevic | D | |
| -4.70 (-31.33%) | 15 | Charles Foster Ofdensen | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Andreas Vestureið | M | |
| +0.10 (2.00%) | 5 | Peter Trusca | M | |
| -0.80 (-16.00%) | 5 | Viriato São | M | |
| -0.80 (-6.67%) | 12 | Keelan O Halloran | S | |
| -0.70 (-10.00%) | 7 | Marco Istrati | S | |
| +0.40 (8.00%) | 5 | Bo Voutila | S | |
| -4.70 (-4.48%) | 9.55 |