| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Dino Zoff | 8 | -1.50 (-18.75%) | |
| D | Feliciano Eleder | 10 | -1.00 (-10.00%) | |
| D | Jaap Stam | 8 | -1.90 (-23.75%) | |
| D | Paolo Maldini | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Lothar Mattheus | 5 | -1.80 (-36.00%) | |
| M | Malcolm Enkvist | 8 | -2.40 (-30.00%) | |
| M | Carlos Dunga | 5 | -0.60 (-12.00%) | |
| M | Jean Tigana | 5 | -0.70 (-14.00%) | |
| M | Roy Keane | 5 | -1.80 (-36.00%) | |
| M | Didier Deschamps | 4 | -0.30 (-7.50%) | |
| S | Gabriel Batistuta | 5 | -0.10 (-2.00%) | |
| R | Jean Pierre Papin | 6 | -0.80 (-13.33%) | |
| R | Roberto Baggio | 5 | +0.10 (2.00%) | |
| R | Roberto Carlos | 5 | -0.20 (-4.00%) | |
| 6.00 | -13.00 (-15.48%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.70 (17.00%) | 10 | Richard Dawkins | K | |
 |
+4.60 (32.86%) | 14 | Friedrich Nietzsche | D |
| -2.20 (-16.92%) | 13 | Dan Barker | D | |
| +1.40 (35.00%) | 4 | Bill May | D | |
 |
+2.20 (14.67%) | 15 | Stephen Hawking | M |
| +1.10 (7.86%) | 14 | Timo Schultz | M | |
| -1.20 (-8.57%) | 14 | Bertrand Russell | M | |
|
+2.40 (34.29%) | 7 | Paul Abbott | M |
| +2.50 (41.67%) | 6 | Brian Cox | M | |
|
+3.20 (22.86%) | 14 | René Schnitzler | S |
| +1.60 (53.33%) | 3 | Clive Barker | S | |
|
+1.40 (12.73%) | 11 | Richard Carrier | R |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Douglas Adams | R | |
| +0.90 (10.00%) | 9 | Christopher Hitchens | R | |
| +20.60 (14.31%) | 10.29 |