| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Richard Dawkins | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) | |
| D | Friedrich Nietzsche | 15 | +4.00 (26.67%) | |
| D | Dan Barker | 13 | +1.00 (7.69%) | |
| D | Dick Rodger | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Stephen Hawking | 15 | +3.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | Bertrand Russell | 14 | +1.00 (7.14%) | |
| M | Richard Carrier | 12 | +1.00 (8.33%) | |
| M | Sam Harris | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) |  |
| M | Paul Abbott | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Douglas Adams | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) |  |
| R | Timo Schultz | 13 | +1.00 (7.69%) | |
| R | Daijiro Akamine | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| R | Christopher Hitchens | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 11.62 | +15.00 (9.93%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -3.00 (-33.33%) | 9 | Dino Zoff | K | |
| -3.00 (-30.00%) | 10 | Feliciano Eleder | D | |
| -3.00 (-33.33%) | 9 | Jaap Stam | D | |
| -3.00 (-50.00%) | 6 | Paolo Maldini | D | |
| -3.00 (-50.00%) | 6 | Lothar Mattheus | D | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Jean Tigana | M | |
| -2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Carlos Dunga | M | |
| -3.00 (-50.00%) | 6 | Enzo Scifo | M | |
| -4.00 (-66.67%) | 6 | Roy Keane | M | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Roberto Baggio | S | |
| -2.00 (-28.57%) | 7 | Jean Pierre Papin | R | |
| -3.00 (-42.86%) | 7 | Gabriel Batistuta | R | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Roberto Carlos | R | |
| -32.00 (-35.56%) | 6.92 |