| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Billy Moxey | 11 | +1.80 (16.36%) | |
| D | Tuong Lu Kim | 11 | +2.50 (22.73%) | |
| D | The Chef | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| D | Mark Volkmer | 9 | -0.30 (-3.33%) | |
| D | Eric Cartman | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | Starvin Marvin | 10 | +1.60 (16.00%) | |
| M | Timmy Burch | 10 | +1.30 (13.00%) | |
| M | Jimmy Valmer | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| S | Frank Asterhed | 11 | +2.00 (18.18%) | |
| S | Kenny McCormick | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| S | Stan Marsh | 7 | -0.90 (-12.86%) | |
| 9.45 | +14.00 (13.46%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +2.70 (27.00%) | 10 | Demen Ted | K | |
| +2.40 (21.82%) | 11 | Fran Tic | D | |
| +1.60 (16.00%) | 10 | Mike Sturrock | D | |
| +2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | Frankie Hodge | D | |
| +0.80 (8.89%) | 9 | Maniac Al | D | |
| -0.50 (-5.00%) | 10 | Dougie Sutherland | M | |
| +1.50 (16.67%) | 9 | Seymore McRenton | M | |
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+1.50 (16.67%) | 9 | Willy Doodle | M |
| +1.20 (13.33%) | 9 | Ment Al | M | |
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+2.70 (27.00%) | 10 | Freak Out | S |
| +2.20 (44.00%) | 5 | Crazy Gaga | S | |
| +0.80 (20.00%) | 4 | Emanuele Tiribocchi | R | |
| +18.90 (18.00%) | 8.75 |