| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Ricky Gervais | 6 | -2.00 (-33.33%) | |
| D | Les Dawson | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Peter Cook | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| D | Dawn French | 6 | -2.00 (-33.33%) | |
| D | Benny Hill | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| M | Bernard Manning | 8 | -2.00 (-25.00%) |  |
| M | Dick Emery | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| M | Rhod Gilbert | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| S | Ronnie Corbett | 8 | -3.00 (-37.50%) |  |
| S | Marcio Quintal | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| S | Frank Carson | 6 | -2.00 (-33.33%) | |
| 6.73 | -14.00 (-18.92%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -5.00 (-55.56%) | 9 | Keisuke Mukoda | K | |
| -3.00 (-33.33%) | 9 | Danny Shittu | D | |
| -3.00 (-37.50%) | 8 | Rod Fanni | D | |
| -3.00 (-37.50%) | 8 | Rafael Scheidt | D | |
| -4.00 (-50.00%) | 8 | Chiqui Arce | D | |
| -2.00 (-50.00%) | 4 | Lukas Rücker | D | |
| -3.00 (-42.86%) | 7 | Brian Pinas | M | |
| -3.00 (-50.00%) | 6 | Dean Windass | M | |
| -3.00 (-60.00%) | 5 | Quim Berto | M | |
| -3.00 (-33.33%) | 9 | Hugo Efraimsen | S | |
| -5.00 (-62.50%) | 8 | Yuri Elyovestkiprakinov | S | |
| -37.00 (-45.68%) | 7.36 |