| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Fluffy Muffdiver | 10 | -0.60 (-6.00%) | |
| D | Sylvester Syphilis | 13 | +2.70 (20.77%) |  |
| D | Denny Dildo | 10 | +2.70 (27.00%) | |
| D | Dick Stillhard | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| D | Gaylord Focker | 9 | -0.10 (-1.11%) | |
| M | Happy Cunt | 14 | -3.90 (-27.86%) | |
| M | Johnny Potsmoker | 10 | +0.40 (4.00%) | |
| M | Virgin Hardcock | 9 | +0.70 (7.78%) | |
| M | Titty McNipple | 9 | -1.50 (-16.67%) | |
| S | Spike Sperminator | 9 | +2.40 (26.67%) | |
| S | Samuel Slutfucker | 8 | +3.20 (40.00%) |  |
| R | Benny Beavers | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Dilbert Dickgraber | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| R | Billy Bullshit | 8 | +0.70 (8.75%) | |
| 9.64 | +9.70 (7.19%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.80 (-18.67%) | 15 | Grzegorz Kotlarz | K | |
| -0.40 (-4.44%) | 9 | Avelino Penteado | D | |
|
-0.90 (-10.00%) | 9 | Ciro Bovo | D |
| +0.50 (6.25%) | 8 | Joerg Aegerter | D | |
| -4.20 (-32.31%) | 13 | James Milner | M | |
| -1.20 (-15.00%) | 8 | Ilija Trbojevic | M | |
| -2.10 (-26.25%) | 8 | Vito Falque | M | |
| -0.60 (-8.57%) | 7 | Finnbar McEvoy | M | |
| -1.00 (-33.33%) | 3 | Torjus Nedgård | M | |
| -0.50 (-5.56%) | 9 | Aziz Demis | S | |
| -0.90 (-18.00%) | 5 | Chad Forster | S | |
| +0.10 (1.43%) | 7 | Aniceto Raña | R | |
| -0.70 (-10.00%) | 7 | Clint Laurence | R | |
| -14.70 (-13.61%) | 8.31 |