| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Heber Shaw | 5 | -0.40 (-8.00%) | |
| D | Father Paul Stone | 9 | +0.10 (1.11%) | |
| D | Father Adramelech | 9 | -0.10 (-1.11%) | |
| D | Father Baal | 8 | +0.60 (7.50%) | |
| D | Father Roger Moore | 6 | +0.10 (1.67%) | |
| D | Father Demogorgon | 6 | -0.80 (-13.33%) | |
| M | Father Aguares | 8 | -0.40 (-5.00%) | |
| M | Father Azazel | 8 | -0.50 (-6.25%) | |
| M | Father Asto Vidatu | 5 | -0.40 (-8.00%) | |
| S | Father Lucifer | 9 | -1.40 (-15.56%) | |
| S | Father Finnbar Mery | 6 | -0.40 (-6.67%) | |
| R | Father Gothmog | 6 | -0.30 (-5.00%) | |
| R | Bishop Beezelbub | 5 | -0.60 (-12.00%) | |
| 6.92 | -4.50 (-5.00%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +0.10 (0.71%) | 14 | Gordon Banks | K | |
| +1.30 (9.29%) | 14 | Tony Adams | D | |
| +0.40 (3.08%) | 13 | Rio Ferdinand | D | |
| -4.60 (-38.33%) | 12 | Road Runner | D | |
 |
+1.40 (10.00%) | 14 | David Platt | M |
| -0.40 (-2.86%) | 14 | Pepé Le Pew | M | |
 |
+2.30 (17.69%) | 13 | Bryan Robson | M |
|
+0.70 (6.36%) | 11 | Martin Peters | M |
|
-1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Paul Merson | M |
| +1.20 (9.23%) | 13 | Wayne Rooney | S | |
|
-1.00 (-8.33%) | 12 | Foghorn Leghorn | S |
| +0.40 (0.29%) | 12.73 |