| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Ghita Andrei | 12 | -4.30 (-35.83%) | |
| D | Ted McGreal | 11 | +1.90 (17.27%) | |
| D | Martin Duffy | 9 | +2.10 (23.33%) | |
| D | Shaun Ryder | 9 | +1.30 (14.44%) | |
| D | Gabriel Valdes | 4 | -0.70 (-17.50%) | |
| M | Glen Agnew | 11 | +2.10 (19.09%) | |
| M | Paul Weller | 11 | +1.60 (14.55%) |  |
| M | Johnny MacGow | 11 | -0.10 (-0.91%) |  |
| M | Quincy Webb | 7 | +1.30 (18.57%) | |
| S | Shaun Malcolmson | 9 | -0.50 (-5.56%) | |
| S | Jarl Hallengren | 8 | +0.30 (3.75%) | |
| R | Mick Fleetwood | 4 | +0.20 (5.00%) | |
| R | Lanz Danotti | 3 | -0.20 (-6.67%) | |
| 8.38 | +5.00 (4.59%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +0.20 (4.00%) | 5 | Ricky Gervais | K | |
| +1.10 (13.75%) | 8 | Les Dawson | D | |
| +0.10 (1.25%) | 8 | Kenny Everett | D | |
| -0.80 (-10.00%) | 8 | Joyce Grenfell | D | |
| +0.90 (12.86%) | 7 | Peter Cook | D | |
| +0.90 (9.00%) | 10 | Tony Hancock | M | |
| -0.70 (-7.78%) | 9 | Eric Sykes | M | |
| -0.90 (-10.00%) | 9 | Ken Dodd | M | |
| +0.70 (11.67%) | 6 | Dick Emery | M | |
| -0.50 (-7.14%) | 7 | Ronnie Corbett | S | |
| -0.70 (-11.67%) | 6 | Marcio Quintal | S | |
| -0.20 (-3.33%) | 6 | Frankie Boyle | R | |
| -0.60 (-12.00%) | 5 | Frank Carson | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Benny Hill | R | |
| -0.50 (-0.51%) | 7.00 |