| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Zoran Klaric | 10 | -3.20 (-32.00%) | |
| D | Jon Fratelli | 15 | +2.20 (14.67%) |  |
| D | Sheena Easton | 13 | +1.20 (9.23%) | |
| D | Tommy Cunningham | 11 | +1.40 (12.73%) | |
| M | Gerard Love | 14 | +0.50 (3.57%) | |
| M | Gallagher Ballylee | 13 | -1.70 (-13.08%) | |
| M | Robin Raven | 11 | +0.70 (6.36%) |  |
| M | Billy MacCalman | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| S | Stuart Sutcliffe | 12 | -0.60 (-5.00%) | |
| S | Dario Franchitti | 10 | +4.30 (43.00%) | |
| S | Søren Baumsted | 4 | -0.30 (-7.50%) | |
| 10.82 | +5.50 (4.62%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +0.40 (8.00%) | 5 | Ricky Gervais | K | |
| +1.20 (15.00%) | 8 | Les Dawson | D | |
| -0.80 (-10.00%) | 8 | Kenny Everett | D | |
| -0.90 (-11.25%) | 8 | Joyce Grenfell | D | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Peter Cook | D | |
|
+1.40 (14.00%) | 10 | Tony Hancock | M |
| +0.30 (3.33%) | 9 | Ken Dodd | M | |
| -0.90 (-10.00%) | 9 | Eric Sykes | M | |
|
+0.90 (12.86%) | 7 | Bernard Manning | M |
| +1.10 (18.33%) | 6 | Dick Emery | M | |
| +0.90 (15.00%) | 6 | Marcio Quintal | S | |
| +0.60 (8.57%) | 7 | Ronnie Corbett | R | |
| -0.20 (-3.33%) | 6 | Frankie Boyle | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Benny Hill | R | |
| +5.00 (5.00%) | 7.14 |