| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Richard Dawkins | 11 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Friedrich Nietzsche | 15 | +3.00 (20.00%) |  |
| D | Ducu Pãtrunjel | 12 | +2.00 (16.67%) | |
| D | Dick Rodger | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Bertrand Russell | 14 | +2.00 (14.29%) |  |
| M | Richard Carrier | 12 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Sam Harris | 9 | -1.00 (-11.11%) | |
| M | Paul Abbott | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Douglas Adams | 11 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Daijiro Akamine | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| S | Clive Barker | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| R | Brian Cox | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| R | Bill May | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 9.85 | +5.00 (3.91%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Dino Zoff | K | |
| -2.00 (-20.00%) | 10 | Feliciano Eleder | D | |
| -5.00 (-55.56%) | 9 | Jaap Stam | D | |
| -2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Lothar Mattheus | D | |
| -2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Roberto Carlos | D | |
| -4.00 (-44.44%) | 9 | Georg Tröst | M | |
| -4.00 (-57.14%) | 7 | Michael Laudrup | M | |
| -2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Roy Keane | M | |
| -3.00 (-50.00%) | 6 | Jean Tigana | M | |
| -2.00 (-40.00%) | 5 | Didier Deschamps | M | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Jean Pierre Papin | S | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Roberto Baggio | R | |
| -28.00 (-32.56%) | 7.17 |