| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Frankie Boyle | 7 | -2.00 (-28.57%) | |
| D | Les Dawson | 9 | -1.00 (-11.11%) | |
| D | Peter Cook | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| D | Dawn French | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| D | Benny Hill | 5 | -2.00 (-40.00%) | |
| M | Eric Sykes | 9 | -1.00 (-11.11%) | |
| M | Ken Dodd | 9 | -2.00 (-22.22%) |  |
| M | Bernard Manning | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) |  |
| M | Dick Emery | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| M | Rhod Gilbert | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| S | Frank Carson | 6 | -2.00 (-33.33%) | |
| R | Kenny Everett | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Ronnie Corbett | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Ricky Gervais | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| 7.21 | -16.00 (-15.84%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.00 (-22.22%) | 9 | Andrew Innes | K | |
| -2.00 (-20.00%) | 10 | Martin Duffy | D | |
| -4.00 (-40.00%) | 10 | Shaun Ryder | D | |
| -2.00 (-22.22%) | 9 | Mark Berry | D | |
| -2.00 (-40.00%) | 5 | Gabriel Valdes | D | |
| -3.00 (-27.27%) | 11 | Paul Weller | M | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Quincy Webb | M | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Graham McPherson | M | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Shaun Malcolmson | S | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Jarl Hallengren | S |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Barry Symington | S |
| -18.00 (-19.15%) | 8.55 |