| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Jens Lehmann | 9 | -2.00 (-22.22%) | |
| D | Martin Keown | 16 | +5.00 (31.25%) |  |
| D | Sol Campbell | 14 | +5.00 (35.71%) | |
| D | Kolo Toure | 12 | +5.00 (41.67%) | |
| M | Alfred Sciuto | 17 | +5.00 (29.41%) |  |
| M | Matteus Bremberg | 16 | -1.00 (-6.25%) | |
| M | Robert Pires | 13 | +5.00 (38.46%) | |
| M | Freddie Ljungberg | 9 | +5.00 (55.56%) | |
| M | Pascal Cygan | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| S | Dennis Bergkamp | 14 | +3.00 (21.43%) | |
| S | Alfie Norman | 11 | +2.00 (18.18%) | |
| R | Thierry Henry | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| 12.08 | +35.00 (24.14%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 11 | Richard Dawkins | K | |
|
+1.00 (6.67%) | 15 | Friedrich Nietzsche | D |
|
+3.00 (23.08%) | 13 | Dan Barker | D |
| +2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Christopher Hitchens | D | |
| -3.00 (-20.00%) | 15 | Stephen Hawking | M | |
| +2.00 (14.29%) | 14 | Bertrand Russell | M | |
| +1.00 (8.33%) | 12 | Richard Carrier | M | |
|
+2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | Sam Harris | M |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Paul Abbott | M | |
|
+4.00 (36.36%) | 11 | Douglas Adams | S |
| +3.00 (30.00%) | 10 | Daijiro Akamine | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Dick Rodger | R | |
| +1.00 (25.00%) | 4 | Clive Barker | R | |
| +18.00 (12.68%) | 10.92 |