| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Richard Dawkins | 11 | +2.00 (18.18%) | |
| D | Friedrich Nietzsche | 15 | +5.00 (33.33%) | |
| D | Dan Barker | 13 | +4.00 (30.77%) | |
| D | Ducu Pãtrunjel | 12 | +2.00 (16.67%) | |
| M | Stephen Hawking | 15 | +3.00 (20.00%) |   |
| M | Bertrand Russell | 14 | +2.00 (14.29%) | |
| M | Timo Schultz | 13 | +2.00 (15.38%) | |
| M | Richard Carrier | 12 | +3.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Paul Abbott | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| S | Douglas Adams | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) | |
| S | Daijiro Akamine | 10 | +4.00 (40.00%) | |
| R | Dick Rodger | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Brian Cox | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| R | Ricco Amoroso | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 11.07 | +30.00 (19.35%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 13 | William Murderface | K | |
| -2.00 (-14.29%) | 14 | Bro Pickles | D | |
| +1.00 (8.33%) | 12 | Jasper Bould | D | |
| +3.00 (33.33%) | 9 | Jezdimir Medarevic | D | |
| -4.00 (-30.77%) | 13 | Toki Wartooth | M | |
| +1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Piaras Burke | M | |
| +2.00 (33.33%) | 6 | Peter Trusca | M | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Viriato São | M | |
| -2.00 (-40.00%) | 5 | Florentino Zapater | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 13 | Keelan O Halloran | S | |
| +1.00 (25.00%) | 4 | Dionísio Ázera | S | |
| +1.00 (0.94%) | 9.64 |