| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Awesome McCoolname | 6 | -3.00 (-50.00%) | |
| D | Orvar Markstedt | 14 | -1.00 (-7.14%) | |
| D | Davide Santon | 12 | -2.00 (-16.67%) | |
| D | Philipp Lahm | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| M | Mario Balotelli | 12 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Alexis Sanchez | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) | |
| M | Eden Hazard | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Mario Gotze | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Alexandre Pato | 14 | +3.00 (21.43%) | |
| S | Javier Hernandez | 12 | +1.00 (8.33%) | |
| S | Alessandro Matri | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) | |
| 9.64 | +3.00 (2.83%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +2.00 (16.67%) | 12 | Billy Moxey | K | |
| +3.00 (27.27%) | 11 | Craig Tucker | D | |
 |
+3.00 (27.27%) | 11 | The Chef | D |
| +2.00 (28.57%) | 7 | Kyle Broflovski | D | |
|
+3.00 (27.27%) | 11 | Timmy Burch | M |
| +2.00 (18.18%) | 11 | Jimmy Valmer | M | |
| +2.00 (18.18%) | 11 | Token Black | M | |
| +1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Reginald Carter | M | |
 |
-1.00 (-9.09%) | 11 | Starvin Marvin | M |
|
+4.00 (33.33%) | 12 | Frank Asterhed | S |
|
+4.00 (50.00%) | 8 | Stan Marsh | S |
| +25.00 (21.55%) | 10.55 |