| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Benjamin Siddall | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Sylvester Syphilis | 13 | -2.00 (-15.38%) |  |
| D | Denny Dildo | 11 | +2.00 (18.18%) | |
| D | Piotr Gudewicz | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Johnny Potsmoker | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) |  |
| M | Virgin Hardcock | 10 | -2.00 (-20.00%) | |
| M | Dilbert Dickgraber | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| M | Keith Bourne | 4 | +2.00 (50.00%) | |
| M | Keithers Keith | 4 | +2.00 (50.00%) | |
| S | Spike Sperminator | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| S | Gabriel Gonorrhea | 5 | +2.00 (40.00%) | |
| R | Billy Bullshit | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| R | Willy Main | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 7.46 | +12.00 (12.37%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Giorgio Landucci | K | |
| -2.00 (-20.00%) | 10 | Sean Bond | D | |
| -2.00 (-22.22%) | 9 | Graham Tucker | D | |
| -2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | Simon Le Bon | D | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Jamie Leonard | D | |
| -3.00 (-30.00%) | 10 | Stuart Wheeler | M | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Alexe Fetcu | M | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Peter Sutcliffe | M | |
| -4.00 (-50.00%) | 8 | Kerry Price | S | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Marc Almond | S | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Collin Livingston | S | |
| -19.00 (-26.03%) | 6.64 |