| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | John Travolta | 7 | -2.00 (-28.57%) | |
| D | Sean Bond | 10 | -2.00 (-20.00%) | |
| D | Graham Tucker | 9 | -2.00 (-22.22%) | |
| D | Simon Le Bon | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| D | Jamie Leonard | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| M | James Bedall | 13 | -3.00 (-23.08%) | |
| M | Alexe Fetcu | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| M | Alexei Kholodny | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| M | Peter Sutcliffe | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| S | Marc Almond | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| S | Collin Livingston | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| R | Stuart Wheeler | 10 | -2.00 (-20.00%) | |
| 6.92 | -18.00 (-21.69%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Fluffy Muffdiver | K | |
| -2.00 (-15.38%) | 13 | Sylvester Syphilis | D | |
| +2.00 (18.18%) | 11 | Denny Dildo | D | |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Gaylord Focker | D | |
 |
+1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Johnny Potsmoker | M |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Virgin Hardcock | M | |
|
-2.00 (-22.22%) | 9 | Dilbert Dickgraber | M |
 |
0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Willy Main | M |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Keithers Keith | M | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Spike Sperminator | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Gabriel Gonorrhea | S | |
| +2.00 (2.11%) | 8.64 |