| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Ricky Gervais | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| D | Les Dawson | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| D | Kenny Everett | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| D | Peter Cook | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| D | Dawn French | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) |  |
| M | Eric Sykes | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| M | Ken Dodd | 9 | -3.00 (-33.33%) | |
| M | Bernard Manning | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| M | Dick Emery | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| M | Rhod Gilbert | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) |  |
| S | Ronnie Corbett | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Frank Carson | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 7.42 | +12.00 (13.48%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.00 (-14.29%) | 14 | Igor Akinfeev | K | |
| -1.00 (-7.69%) | 13 | Ansel Lafayette | D | |
| +2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | Danny Shittu | D | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Chiqui Arce | D | |
| -4.00 (-33.33%) | 12 | Dwayne Helmsford | M | |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Kyle Terrar | M | |
| -3.00 (-37.50%) | 8 | Regino Kiko | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Quim Berto | M | |
| +1.00 (33.33%) | 3 | Aondohimba Obiorah | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 12 | Natanael Kihlberg | S | |
| -2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | Yuri Elyovestkiprakinov | S | |
| -7.00 (-6.86%) | 9.27 |