| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Alex Luca | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| D | Mats Hummels | 5 | -3.00 (-60.00%) | |
| D | Joja Cesarec | 5 | -3.00 (-60.00%) | |
| D | Osvaldo Marítimo | 4 | -2.00 (-50.00%) | |
| D | Klyde Martin | 3 | -1.00 (-33.33%) | |
| M | Thierry Turpin | 4 | -2.00 (-50.00%) | |
| M | Vlad Gavriliuc | 4 | -2.00 (-50.00%) | |
| M | Ionut Arsene | 4 | -2.00 (-50.00%) | |
| S | Dragos Sandu | 6 | -3.00 (-50.00%) | |
| S | Ronaldinho Gaúcho | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| S | Davie Ormiston | 4 | -2.00 (-50.00%) | |
| R | Mario Götze | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| R | Bender Rodríguez | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Enes Šipovic | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| 4.36 | -24.00 (-39.34%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Ricky Gervais | K | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Peter Cook | D | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Kenny Everett | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Dawn French | D | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Benny Hill | D | |
 |
-1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Eric Sykes | M |
 |
-1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Bernard Manning | M |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Dick Emery | M |
| -2.00 (-40.00%) | 5 | Rhod Gilbert | M | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Marcio Quintal | S | |
|
-2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Frank Carson | S |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Ronnie Corbett | R | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Frankie Boyle | R | |
| -11.00 (-12.36%) | 6.85 |