| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Billy Moxey | 12 | +1.00 (8.33%) | |
| D | Tuong Lu Kim | 12 | +2.00 (16.67%) | |
| D | Craig Tucker | 11 | +2.00 (18.18%) |  |
| D | The Chef | 11 | +2.00 (18.18%) | |
| D | Kyle Broflovski | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| M | Token Black | 11 | +2.00 (18.18%) | |
| M | Starvin Marvin | 11 | +2.00 (18.18%) |  |
| M | Jimmy Valmer | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) | |
| M | Timmy Burch | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) | |
| S | Kenny McCormick | 11 | +3.00 (27.27%) | |
| S | Officer Barbrady | 11 | +2.00 (18.18%) | |
| 10.82 | +20.00 (16.81%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Cecil Billingham | K | |
| +1.00 (8.33%) | 12 | Fran Tic | D | |
| +2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Mike Sturrock | D | |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Maniac Al | D | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Frankie Hodge | D | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Emanuele Tiribocchi | D | |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Willy Doodle | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Ment Al | M | |
| -3.00 (-30.00%) | 10 | Dougie Sutherland | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Seymore McRenton | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 11 | Freak Out | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 11 | Demen Ted | R | |
| +1.00 (0.89%) | 9.33 |