| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Jens Lehmann | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Martin Keown | 16 | +5.00 (31.25%) | |
| D | Sol Campbell | 14 | +4.00 (28.57%) | |
| D | Pascal Cygan | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) | |
| M | Matteus Bremberg | 16 | +5.00 (31.25%) |  |
| M | Alfred Sciuto | 16 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Robert Pires | 14 | +5.00 (35.71%) | |
| M | Freddie Ljungberg | 10 | +5.00 (50.00%) |  |
| M | Gilberto Silva | 6 | +4.00 (66.67%) | |
| S | Dennis Bergkamp | 15 | +3.00 (20.00%) | |
| S | Thierry Henry | 7 | +3.00 (42.86%) | |
| 12.18 | +37.00 (27.61%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +2.00 (16.67%) | 12 | Richard Dawkins | K | |
| +2.00 (13.33%) | 15 | Friedrich Nietzsche | D | |
| +4.00 (30.77%) | 13 | Dan Barker | D | |
| +2.00 (16.67%) | 12 | Ducu Pãtrunjel | D | |
| +3.00 (27.27%) | 11 | Christopher Hitchens | D | |
| +1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Dick Rodger | D | |
| +1.00 (7.14%) | 14 | Bertrand Russell | M | |
|
-2.00 (-14.29%) | 14 | Stephen Hawking | M |
| +2.00 (16.67%) | 12 | Richard Carrier | M | |
| +3.00 (27.27%) | 11 | Douglas Adams | S | |
| +2.00 (18.18%) | 11 | Daijiro Akamine | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Bill May | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Clive Barker | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Bill Gates | R | |
| +20.00 (13.25%) | 10.79 |