| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Terry Pratchett | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| D | Friedrich Nietzsche | 15 | +4.00 (26.67%) | |
| D | Dan Barker | 13 | +3.00 (23.08%) | |
| D | Ducu Pãtrunjel | 12 | +4.00 (33.33%) | |
| D | Christopher Hitchens | 11 | +2.00 (18.18%) | |
| D | Dick Rodger | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) | |
| M | Bertrand Russell | 14 | -3.00 (-21.43%) | |
| M | Richard Carrier | 12 | +2.00 (16.67%) | |
| M | Brian Cox | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Bill Gates | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| S | Clive Barker | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| R | Daijiro Akamine | 11 | -1.00 (-9.09%) | |
| R | Bill May | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Dan Barker | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 9.29 | +13.00 (10.00%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +2.00 (13.33%) | 15 | Roddy Woomble | K | |
| +4.00 (26.67%) | 15 | Jon Fratelli | D | |
| +3.00 (21.43%) | 14 | Sheena Easton | D | |
| +4.00 (33.33%) | 12 | Tommy Cunningham | D | |
| +3.00 (75.00%) | 4 | Garry Preston | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 14 | Gallagher Ballylee | M | |
| -3.00 (-23.08%) | 13 | Dominik Diamond | M | |
 |
+1.00 (8.33%) | 12 | Robin Raven | M |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Billy MacCalman | M | |
| +3.00 (23.08%) | 13 | Stuart Sutcliffe | S | |
 |
+5.00 (41.67%) | 12 | Dario Franchitti | S |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Johannes Demir | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Jamie Ingram | R | |
| +1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Anazelm Suchomski | R | |
| +25.00 (16.34%) | 10.93 |