| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Terry Pratchett | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| D | Friedrich Nietzsche | 15 | +3.00 (20.00%) | |
| D | Ducu Pãtrunjel | 12 | +3.00 (25.00%) | |
| D | Dick Rodger | 11 | +2.00 (18.18%) | |
| D | Bill May | 6 | +3.00 (50.00%) | |
| M | Stephen Hawking | 14 | +4.00 (28.57%) |  |
| M | Bertrand Russell | 14 | -2.00 (-14.29%) | |
| M | Richard Carrier | 12 | +4.00 (33.33%) |  |
| M | Paul Abbott | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) | |
| M | Bill Gates | 4 | +3.00 (75.00%) | |
| S | Daijiro Akamine | 11 | +2.00 (18.18%) | |
| 10.18 | +24.00 (21.43%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 13 | Jorge Campos | K | |
|
+4.00 (28.57%) | 14 | Carlos Alberto Torres | D |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 14 | Bobby Moore | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Leighton Baines | D | |
| +3.00 (37.50%) | 8 | Gary Cahill | D | |
| -4.00 (-26.67%) | 15 | David Pizarro | M | |
| +1.00 (7.14%) | 14 | Ashley Young | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Jack Wilshere | M | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Theo Walcott | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Steven Gerrard | M | |
|
+3.00 (23.08%) | 13 | Luis Suarez | S |
| +8.00 (6.45%) | 11.27 |