| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Billy Moxey | 13 | +3.00 (23.08%) | |
| D | Tuong Lu Kim | 12 | +5.00 (41.67%) | |
| D | The Chef | 12 | +4.00 (33.33%) | |
| D | Kyle Broflovski | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) | |
| D | Eric Cartman | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| M | Timmy Burch | 12 | +4.00 (33.33%) | |
| M | Starvin Marvin | 12 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Reginald Carter | 11 | +5.00 (45.45%) |  |
| S | Officer Barbrady | 12 | +3.00 (25.00%) |  |
| S | Kenny McCormick | 12 | -1.00 (-8.33%) | |
| S | Stan Marsh | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) | |
| R | Jimmy Valmer | 12 | +4.00 (33.33%) | |
| 11.00 | +35.00 (26.52%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Faustino Viseu | K | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 11 | Luka Ramizovic | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Seymour Patton | D | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Mark Helgstrand | D | |
| -2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Howey Ambler | D | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Derrick McMuffin | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Sun Wanyi | M | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Wes Burley | M | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Hafiz Sapian | M | |
| +1.00 (7.69%) | 13 | Pedro Lopes | S | |
| +1.00 (33.33%) | 3 | Stephen McTavish | S | |
| +2.00 (18.18%) | 11 | Matts Apelstav | R | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Willy Hillier | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Denia Cuevas | R | |
| +5.00 (4.39%) | 8.14 |