| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Fluffy Muffdiver | 12 | -2.00 (-16.67%) | |
| D | Sylvester Syphilis | 12 | +3.00 (25.00%) | |
| D | Denny Dildo | 12 | +3.00 (25.00%) | |
| D | Gaylord Focker | 11 | +5.00 (45.45%) | |
| D | Guido Kuschmann | 4 | +2.00 (50.00%) | |
| D | Lola Jorgacevic | 4 | +2.00 (50.00%) | |
| M | Johnny Potsmoker | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) |  |
| M | Dilbert Dickgraber | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| M | Willy Main | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Spike Sperminator | 10 | -2.00 (-20.00%) | |
| S | Owen Figueroa | 4 | +2.00 (50.00%) | |
| R | Keb Bourne | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) |  |
| 8.17 | +17.00 (17.35%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-6.25%) | 16 | Grzegorz Kotlarz | K | |
| +1.00 (6.25%) | 16 | Nat Galloway | D | |
| +2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Avelino Penteado | D | |
| +2.00 (28.57%) | 7 | Raf Mazetti | D | |
| +1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Baldomero Luque | D | |
| -6.00 (-42.86%) | 14 | James Milner | M | |
| +3.00 (30.00%) | 10 | Vito Falque | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Ilija Trbojevic | M | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Sven-Göran Klarström | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Torjus Nedgård | M | |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Aziz Demis | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Pál Viccess | R | |
| +2.00 (1.72%) | 9.67 |