| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Giorgio Landucci | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Jamie Clemence | 14 | +2.00 (14.29%) | |
| D | Graham Tucker | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) |  |
| D | Ian Huntley | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | James Bedall | 13 | +1.00 (7.69%) | |
| M | Sean Bond | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) |  |
| M | Stuart Wheeler | 11 | -2.00 (-18.18%) | |
| M | Martin Kemp | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Peter Sutcliffe | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| S | Kerry Price | 9 | -1.00 (-11.11%) | |
| S | Miguel Cortez | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 8.73 | +7.00 (7.29%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Ricky Gervais | K | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Les Dawson | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Peter Cook | D | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Kenny Everett | D | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Dawn French | D | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Moe Exelby | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Eric Sykes | M | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Bernard Manning | M |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Dick Emery | M | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Rhod Gilbert | M | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Ronnie Corbett | S | |
| -1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Ken Dodd | R | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Freddie Bridges | R |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Giovanni Camargo | R | |
| -3.00 (-2.94%) | 7.29 |