| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Ricky Gervais | 7 | -2.00 (-28.57%) | |
| D | Les Dawson | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Dawn French | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| D | Moe Exelby | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Eric Sykes | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) |  |
| M | Bernard Manning | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| M | Dick Emery | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| M | Rhod Gilbert | 6 | +4.00 (66.67%) | |
| M | Freddie Bridges | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| S | Ronnie Corbett | 8 | -3.00 (-37.50%) | |
| S | Giovanni Camargo | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Ken Dodd | 10 | -3.00 (-30.00%) | |
| R | Kenny Everett | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 7.15 | +1.00 (1.08%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Bruno Butragueno | K | |
|
+1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Salvatore Bertone | D |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Ade Ajuwa | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Helmuth Lippert | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Youth Academy Sucs | D | |
|
-1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Ludwig Sahlman | M |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Torben Raabe | M | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Safar Zuiverloon | M |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Mitch Datsun | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Liam Garrett | S | |
| +1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Rodrigo Paulista | S | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Cristiano Moreno | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Mario Longhi | R | |
|
+1.00 (25.00%) | 4 | Richardo Mancini | R |
| +3.00 (3.30%) | 6.50 |