| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Ricky Gervais | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Kenny Everett | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| D | Peter Cook | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) |  |
| D | Dawn French | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Moe Exelby | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Eric Sykes | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| M | Bernard Manning | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| M | Dick Emery | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) |  |
| M | Rhod Gilbert | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| M | Freddie Bridges | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Giovanni Camargo | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| R | Ken Dodd | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Les Dawson | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| R | Ronnie Corbett | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| 7.29 | +8.00 (7.84%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Patxi Landaluze | K | |
| -2.00 (-20.00%) | 10 | Feliciano Velasques | D | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Ibar Baroja | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Douglas Matheson | D | |
| -4.00 (-50.00%) | 8 | Wade Conner | M | |
| -2.00 (-40.00%) | 5 | Ulf Kästner | M | |
| -1.00 (-33.33%) | 3 | Gert Engblom | M | |
| -2.00 (-66.67%) | 3 | Stu Osbourne | M | |
| -2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | William Lang | S | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Gorka Platas | S | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Marcelo Gatti | S | |
| -15.00 (-22.39%) | 6.09 |