| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Billy Moxey | 14 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | The Chef | 13 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Tuong Lu Kim | 12 | +1.00 (8.33%) | |
| D | Kyle Broflovski | 9 | -1.00 (-11.11%) | |
| D | Eric Cartman | 8 | -2.00 (-25.00%) | |
| M | Jimmy Valmer | 12 | +2.00 (16.67%) |   |
| M | Reginald Carter | 12 | +2.00 (16.67%) | |
| M | Token Black | 12 | +2.00 (16.67%) | |
| M | Starvin Marvin | 12 | +2.00 (16.67%) | |
| S | Officer Barbrady | 12 | +1.00 (8.33%) | |
| S | Stan Marsh | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 11.45 | +7.00 (5.56%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -3.00 (-42.86%) | 7 | Hal Simms | K | |
| -2.00 (-22.22%) | 9 | Adrian Bäck | D | |
| -3.00 (-37.50%) | 8 | Rob McDrain | D | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Calvin Lowe | D | |
| -2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Grigori Arshavin | D | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Paddy Kiely | M | |
| -2.00 (-22.22%) | 9 | Tomas Crossley | M | |
| -3.00 (-33.33%) | 9 | Leopold Southgate | M | |
| -2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | Darcy Emblen | M | |
| -2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | Roman Tarabrin | M | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Niels Christian Berntsen | S | |
| -22.00 (-25.29%) | 7.91 |